Created for a variety show circus act.
Music/lyrics/production: Roger Hewett
Lyrics
Gotta check that pile of email
Gotta join that online group
Gotta stay…in the loop
Gotta check those pesky phone calls
Gotta make that hashtag soup
Gotta stay…in the loop
I joined my friends on FaceBook
Just to keep up with their lives
But I think I'll check back later
When they've put away their knives!
Gotta block those spammy promos
Can't believe how low they stoop!
Gotta stay…in the loop
2)
Gotta see those funny cat vids
Gotta watch them newsies bloop
Gotta stay…in the loop
Gotta keep those tweets a Twittin'
Gotta Tik-Tok! Whoop de doop!
Gotta stay…in the loop
A lawyer in Nigeria has some money in a drawer
But the one that reached out last week’s
Gonna pay me 10 times more!
Got my SnapChat, Reddit, Insta
Gotta keep up with the scoop!
Gotta stay…in the loop
I sacrifice my soul
Just to stay in the loop!